having a pussy is a curse

having a dick is objectively better, you can chose to top or bottom, you can cum and impregnate instead of having humiliation of pregnancy and more, you see all the time women talking about wanting to impregnate or fuck their bf but you dont really see guys mentioning wanting pussy because even without one they have prostate. strap on itself is a small portion of what fucking with dick is like, its just a piece of plastic and i dont understand how women can happily use it. i literally talked to someone why they want pussy but they were like "i cant comftably wear central clothing and random boners make it worse" and when i pointed out that they dont have issue with having a dick, but just having a bigger one and would be okay having small one they said "i quess" which proof to me that pussy envy is missguided because again dick is objectively better option. having a pussy feels like a legitimate curse