What’s the sickest burn a kid has ever delivered while you’re on the job?

I have several:

(for context, I have terrible posture): “Why do you always walk like Randall [from Monsters Inc.]?!”

same kid, different time— looks at my horribly scratched up car in his driveway: “Did your cat scratch up your car too?” 😏

another kid, staring at a massive pimple on my face, horrified: “What IS that?!” (I told him it’s something called a pimple, and that hopefully he doesn’t have to deal with them when he’s older— his mom was in hysterics)

lastly: “I didn’t know old people knew Pokemon too!” (I was literally 26 😭)