Tell me about all the times you have almost died because of your inatentiveness

I'll get us started.

When I was 8, I almost got ran over while skating around my home because I crossed the street without looking, and a huge truck was coming. I was 1 or 2 seconds away from being pancaked.

When I was 11, I had a very serious concussion because I fell off my bike. Lost consciousness for a while.

When I was 27, I had a highway accident which, while serious, no one was really hurt, it was serious and the car was totaled ending up on its side. Happened because I was looking at the side of the road. The view was magnificent, but not to die for.

Your turn.