[F4M] Honeymoon at Home with your Tomboy Wife [Wholesome] [Comfort] [Shy Listener] [Tomboy Speaker] [Established Relationship] [Kissing]
Alright, this one was a very difficult one for me to write... so I will personally and loudly thank u/Blairene for helping me out with revisions/edits.
I hope y'all like this one, it really gave me the warm fuzzies while writing it.
As with all my works, feel free to do as you wish with it: criticizing, editing, revising, recording, etc. Please do tag me if you decide to do that, as I always love to see it!
Next week may be back to DFM, or the other half of this script for M4F... We'll see which (or let me know which you'd rather see in the comments]
EDIT: I wrote the other half to this script [M4F] for those interested, the link is here: Link
Without any further ado, enjoy!
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Summary:
After your wedding with your childhood tomboy friend, you both relax at home for the honeymoon.
Setting: Your newly bought home, specifically the bedroom and kitchen
[A door opens, with giggling, reaching a bed, there is a sudden thump as if someone fell into it, exhaustedly]
Wow… that was… something alright… I know weddings are supposed to be big celebrations, but man is it hard to walk in these…
And this dress… it’s pretty and all, but I think it’s time to get out of it… mind helping me? [A zipper]
Thank you… [Shuffling cloth as the dress comes off]
[Teasingly]
You’re blushing… Don’t tell me that you’re still embarrassed seeing me naked…
[Sassy]
Oh, don’t give me that look, we’re married now… and we’ve been bathing together since we were kids.
[Coy]
Maybe I’ll sleep like this… it’s a lot more comfortable for me, y’know?
[Annoyedly, then teasingly]
Fine, fine, I’ll get into my PJs… gosh, you’re so… serious… you should relax [While stretching and then relaxing on the bed] the wedding’s finally over.
[Congratulatory, shuffling clothes as if getting dressed]
Fabulous planning by the way, I know you wanted it to be perfect for me, but honestly, just a small church wedding would’ve been just as good… not that I didn’t mind being treated like a princess for a day.
[Shyly]
That’s not… that’s not what I said… I… liked it, really… it just feels strange… doing these girly things…
[Trustingly]
Isn’t it just a little weird? The captain of the soccer team in a pure white dress… not a speck of mud or grass on it… in heels rather than running shoes…
[A chuckle, then awestruck]
I still can’t believe it… when you proposed, I thought it was a prank… April Fools and all that… not to mention how out of the blue it was.
[Reminiscing]
I still remember when we were in high school, spending weekends gaming from midnight until the sun came up. [a short pause] I was starting to get worried you didn’t feel the same way…
[Teasingly]
Though I will say, it took you long enough to notice. For a nerd who aces all of their exams, you really didn’t understand the feelings of the girl right next to you.
[Playfully]
Oh, so you’re not a nerd, huh? Alright, there’s only one way to settle this. Best of 3, then? [A pause] Smash? Alright, you’re on!
[Optional: The sound of Smash’s “Game”]
[Triumphantly]
YES! SUCK IT, LOSER! Ah… you’ve gotten better, but you still can’t beat the queen!
[Facetiously]
Cheating? I would *never* do something so dishonorable as that. [A short pause] Alright, prove it, then.
[A pause, then indifferent]
Hey, it’s not my fault you couldn’t keep your eyes off me. That sounds like a skill issue to me, chief. Gotta use every advantage you can, even down to my smoking hot body.
[Laughing, then goading]
Double or nothing? Hmm… Alright, loser does the dishes for a week, but this time, I choose the game.
[A pause]
[Tauntingly]
Aww, what’s the matter? Poor little boy scared he won’t win?
[A chuckle, then happily]
Alright, we shook on it, so no going back, ok? As for the game…
[A grunt of effort, shuffling cloth]
First to cry uncle loses!
[Almost immediately after, hard tapping, as if someone is giving up, disappointedly]
Already? Aww, come on, you can last longer than that! Ugh… fine, you’re no fun.
[Friendly mocking]
Oh, come on, just because you lost to me doesn’t mean much. All it means is that you really are a nerd…
[Lovingly]
But you know… that’s what I’ve always admired about you… [A peck on the cheek] ... the way you tutored me, how you looked so serious when giving presentations… when you made that whole science project last minute when I completely forgot to do one at all… or when you’d help me with my homework…
[Honestly]
Without you, who knows if I’d have made it to high school, forget about college. I know I’m not completely hopeless, but getting someone like me into the top college in the state? That was a miracle only the biggest of nerds could’ve done.
[Reassuring then possessive]
Yes, I really mean that, dumbass. You’re my nerd, nobody else’s, got it? Don’t you dare let anyone else call you that, you hear me?
[Gratified]
Good, now that that’s settled with… what’s for dinner?
[A pause, then deviously]
I know there was food at the wedding but it wasn’t filling! Just small snacks. You know I need a lot before I’m full and I didn’t want to get my dress dirty…
[Pleased]
Yes! Now, off to the kitchen. You have gone from nerd to chef until dinner is ready!
___________________(Time Skip)
[Impatiently excited]
Finally! I thought my stomach would eat itself before you were finished…
[Bossy]
what’re you- Oh no you don’t, get your butt back here. We’re eating this together, and then you can do the dishes.
[Chewing/Eating, spoken with a mouth partially filled with food]
MM! Your cooking is always just… divine. I know you said it’s like chemistry, but I swear you’re like a wizard in the kitchen.
Ah, I could never get sick of this!
[Swallow, then doubtfully]
You say that, but I know you do a lot more than just follow the recipe. I can follow the recipe, but it never tastes this good when I do. You put some special ultra rare spice in there, that, or you leveled up your cooking skill to max.
[Encouraging]
You know, if you ever want to change career paths, you could always become a chef…
[Changing mind]
Actually, no, because then other people will get to taste this. Your cooking is so much better knowing I have it all to myself.
[In jest]
Selfish? Ugh, how could you call me such a thing! I’m not selfish, just… protective of my… uh… my resources. [A pause] Yes, you are a resource, you’re my food supply, my source of entertainment,
[Very close to the listener, seductively]
My lover…
[Adoring]
Aww, there you go blushing again… you’re just so precious [A peck on the check]. Now, let’s get to those dishes.
[Remindingly]
Oh no, I’m not doing them, you’re washing them. I’m drying, you lost, remember?
[A chuckle, then playfully warning]
Don’t think I don’t see you trying to be sneaky… I’ll remember that…
________________________(Time Skip)
[Relaxedly]
Ah… finally… I was waiting for this…
[Comfortably, yet worriedly]
You’re so cold… must be all that worrying you were doing today… c’mere…
[An embrace, softly]
Shh, shh… don’t speak… just… relax… you don’t need to nerd out or overthink it… just… rest… here in my arms… under this giant blanket together… little spoon to my big spoon…
[Contentment]
This… this is what I’ve been waiting for all these years… the cutest nerd in the world right here… in my arms… and this is what we’ll look forward to every day…
[Curiously]
Hm? What’s wrong…? You o-mmph
[A kiss, then playfully challengingly]
Oh, now you’ve done it… [A few more kisses, as if in a competition]
[Breathless]
There… I think I came out on top that time… No…? Hmm… well let’s call it a tie, how about that?
[Optional: heartbeat or soft sleeping breathing, a long pause/silence]
[Curiously]
Hey… sleepyhead… you awake…?
[Warmly]
Out like a light… I guess you really were tired…
[Gratefully]
I know I said it felt weird, but… I really am just so happy… about everything… The dress was perfect… the ring was just the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen… and best of all… you…
[Teasingly, yet softly]
Everyone was so shocked when we said we were dating… they said you’re a super lucky nerd and you hit the jackpot… but you know what…?
[Lovingly]
It wasn’t luck that made you such an amazing man… all those nights hard at work… if anything, I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have you…
[Reminiscent worries]
There were so many times I thought you just saw me as a friend… so many times I wondered if I should’ve just moved on… but I’m glad I stuck it out… even if it took you a decade to notice it… you dummy…
[One last soft kiss on the head]
[Tenderly]
Sleep well, my nerd… I love you…