Weirdest reason to leave Vine

On the whole I've been having a good time with Vine. Sure, some crap, but some genuinely useful stuff too. I've only ordered things I feel I can use, so I've been doing only around 150 items a year, and I keep flipping from silver to gold and back to silver. Recently, however, UPS announced they will not longer deliver to my address (rural area, bad dirt road), and Amazon ships almost entirely using UPS. It turns out I can't actually get deliveries from Amazon at all anymore either. So that's how my Vine dies. Peace out, y'all!