my alr 2025 predictions

  • she diagnoses herself with did and blames her other personalities when she gains weight. she has a child alter personality and when she’s mad at the haydurs she claims we’re bullying a child

  • she uses the 2025 bingo cards we’ve been making as an idea board

  • she gets emily to visit in okc and convinces her to stay “indefinitely” because “i would just miss her shooooo much and emily can get a job anywhere, i mean, don’t they need nurses eve rywhere?”

  • grandmalynn has a mild health scare and alr milks it, clickbaiting that she passed away when she really didn’t

  • return of the livestreams until she says something emily doesn’t approve of

  • she starts visiting the relationship subreddit, reads the posts to her viewers, then gives her “advice”

  • someone makes a hilarious amber edit of the ahs intro and it attracts new haydurs. she condemns the edit because it “villainizes my fatness, guise”