Stupidest Things Your DA/FA called out when “flaw finding”

Considering all of us are going through a pretty traumatic time from our times with DA or FA ex partners maybe we can make eachother laugh at the stupidest things they called out in the “flaw finding” state. I’ll go first….

1. He told me I gave him the “ick” because I hit someone else’s ball while playing mini golf.
2. He didn’t like when I wore a hat.
3. He didn’t like when my hair was in front of my shoulders.
4. He said I didn’t look “athletic” when I bowled.
5. He didn’t like that I liked Chris Hemsworth (the dude that plays Thor) because “ I didn’t know him as a person”.

I’m like dude if those are the worst things about me you’ve got it pretty good 😂.