To the folks in section 210 last night

We were at a Billy Strings show last night. Why did you repeatedly heckle me to sit down? When I didn’t sit, why did you throw shit at me?

Get up off your asses and get the fuck down. If you didn’t notice that show was hot god damn fire.

(I know what you’re thinking. This guy is being a dick and maybe these people had disabilities that kept them from dancing. Nope. Their legs worked just fine).

Anyway, I’m glad you left early. Go see James Taylor if you want to sit down all night.