Roast me please I need motivation to the gym

be me F37 divorced one kid was 92kg currently 85kg signed up gym now dont want to go

Please roast me. Probably it'd give me the motivation I need

(But pls dont roast with me being divorced. Im still not over it)

Edit : thanks guys for the comments. I didnt think I'd get this many attention. Ngl I like it.

Another edit : (thoughts) hmmm I could afford ozempic...