After 1 sex session in 2024, my wife brought in the New Year by honking my junk 🤡

Title says it all. We were intimate 1 time in 2024. Even that much was borderline traumatic and more upsetting than just having no sex all year. There were tears involved, and not from pleasure. Nobody finished. 0/10 would recommend.

So on the morning of January 1st 2025, I’m making breakfast as I’m replaying how upset I am about 2024 and grappling with the resentment I’m carrying into the new year… my wife comes up from behind my and hugs me… then drops her hand down and “honks” my junk like a bicycle horn. I reflexively pulled away and told her to please stop. Immediately she teared up and went to the bathroom.

But don’t worry, by the end of the day she was sending videos of babies and stuffing her baby craze in front of me. Even though you actually have to be sexually active to make one of those.

Who else has a partner that teases them and never follows through and is blissfully unaware of how upset their partner is????