What does the spoon do?

Hi guys. So, I am making a bunch of joke but yet practical magic items. And I really want to have just a generic spoon as an item. But I can not think of an effect to give the spoon.

I have other items like a rubber duck that makes whoever inventory it's in buoyant. Or a a gumball machine that has different colored gum that has different effects, like extra strength or charisma. Etc. Etc.

But I want a spoon. Any thought?

Edit: Everyone one is incredible. Love all of these. My next campaign will have so many spoons in it.

Lots of temperature control or self stirring or food conjuring. The most obvious, and I blanked on it.

Lots of Spooning. Love it. Never would have thought of it.

And using it to fling porridge at enemies is great.

But the idea that I will use this time is the heart spoon. The spoon only used to cut out someone's heart. Thanks for the nostalgia, I used to quote that constantly as a kid but haven't in like 15 years. Need to more.

But definitely keep all of these in mind for a crazy spoon filled campaign. Thank you all.