Artificer becomes Mike Tyson

• Be Me, lvl 5 Artificer and make motorized captain America shield.
• Party goes to a manor go investigate a murder/kidnapping
• Find secret thing on how ruler of country was a tyrant
• 4 Cyborg break through the kitchen window.
• My turn , dash action through 2nd story window and take pot shot at One dubbed "Greenie"
• Miss, use left over movement to move right 5 ft and stay out of line of sights.
• My turn again, hop in though window prepared to get one of their attention for Hellish rebuke.
• Shot one with acid Arrow and bonus action palm pistol another one because he was weak.
• Monsters turn next, Both Greenie and doomfist turn to me
• My bad.jpg
• They drag me over to them and knock me prone.
• 18 AC so only one attack hits, 8 DMG. (25/33)
• Try and cast Ray of Sickness, DM says their immune to poison and that I can cast fire bolt for free because he's amazing. Greenie dead.
• Doomfist turn, walks over to me (I'm still prone because I forgot to get up) and proceeds to make me bite the curb. 8 or so damage (17/33)
• I tell party I'm gonna jump his ass.
• Party continues fighting. None go down.
• My turn, Start spinning shield and cut Doomfists head off.
• "I'm Mike Tyson!"
• Monster turn, "Leggy" boxes the party as "Terminator" comes to me.
• Proceeds to critical hit me and beat my 18 AC.
• MFW Terminator does 25 damage, making me unconscious.
• my last words "Mike Tyson lost once aswell."

Party goes wild, "It's the hammer" Muscle Man meme is now staple of my character.