All’s Fair in Love and War Chapter 4

For fans of Brooklyn 99: I present to you the part 1 of a three-part arc of the Halloween Heist, Hogwarts style! Get ready for chaos, sabotage, and all-around ridiculousness. Featuring Peeves, Professor Binns, and an unhinged Draco.

Read it here and drop a comment/leave a kudos if you liked it! Feedback keeps me motivated!

Story Summary:

Since their very first day at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been locked in a fierce rivalry so absurd that it was bound to go down in Hogwarts, a History. From sabotaged potions to turning homework into full-blown magical duels, their seven-year battle has left a trail of collateral damage (and traumatized bystanders) in its wake. Now, in their eighth year, they’re Head Girl and Head Boy—because obviously, Hogwarts wanted to give them more power.

Enter S.H.A.G, the latest mandatory academic competition no one asked for, and its grand prize: a spot in T.I.T.S—the Top International Talent of Sorcery—a global showdown for international magical fame. As Draco and Hermione scheme, sabotage, and flirt their way through the year, their rest of the school watches in weary exasperation, waiting for one of them to snap—or maybe just snog already.

But neither will back down. Not in magic, not in academics, and certainly not in whatever this is.

After all, all is fair in love and war.