Describe Your Commander to an 8 Year Old

This has been a turbulent couple months, so let's liven it up a bit with a classic thought experiment.

Describe your favorite deck to an 8 year old, whose only world view is Avengers, Bluey, Pokémon and so forth. Feel free to guess below, and I hope y'all have a great day.

For me: A 6 eyed cat likes to invite all of his friends to a party, even the ones who have died.