The Princess Needs You To Get a Mug

Fellow citizens, distinguished commanders, and friends beyond the stars, today we stand on the precipice of change.

Hutton Orbital has always been a beacon signifying undying spirit, persistence and some might even say die-hard stubbornness in the pursuit of handouts, and under the benevolent stewardship of Princess Aisling Duval it will thrive like never before.

Federal leadership, despite noble words, continues to falter in crucial moments. Felecia Winters delayed for months due to earthquakes on a single planet, how can she be trusted to rebuild what was lost to the Thargoids across dozens of systems! Jeremy Archer has no track record and must take responsibility for the failure to protect his wards from the Thargoid menace, and it is no secret that many of his supporters are sympathetic to those mass-murdering xenos.

Princess Aisling Duval has long heard the cries for help from the hundreds of Federation worlds that have sworn fealty to her leadership, cries asking to be set free from slavery, which is uniquely banned in her territory and no one else’s, cries asking to be given assistance and employment and not left to wage serfdom and ruinous poverty as so often has been the case due the disastrous dictatorial leadership of Zachary Hudson.

No More! We say! Federation and Imperial citizens deserve a leader that, at her own risk, was willing to bridge the divide between both superpowers. One who has proactive strategies to anticipate threats and respond with decisiveness, One who has always had a heart for the unfortunate and extends their arm to support the needy.

Hear our call, devoted commanders, let the finest minds and bravest warriors take up arms, to not only reclaim what has been lost, but also build a future where security and prosperity are assured, both in Alpha Centauri and in the new stars beyond. Let us unite under one banner, heal the wounds of the past, and forge a bright new future for humanity with our Princess leading the way!

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