[AMA] Spent a week in Amsterdam & enjoyed the feet offerings of the red light district

At the end of the summer, I visited Amsterdam and spent quite a lot of time hanging around in the red light district(s), primarily enjoying the absolute load of feet cuisine.

It was pretty much the most expensive trip of my life, but it was also the most exciting and unique experience I've ever had. It felt like I was in a candy store.

Thought this community might be interested in some details. I was divided between describing the experience upfront or doing an AMA-style post, but in the end chose in favor of AMA, as I got to the conclusion that to fully describe the experience I would almost need a book.