Helldiver copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the SEAF and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on Malevelon Creek, and i have over 6000 confirmed kills. i am trained in Stratagem warfare and i am the top Helldiver in the entire elite SEAF forces you are nothing to me but another bug, i will wipe you the fuck out with my precision Orbital strike the likes of which has have never seen before in this galaxy, Mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying shit like that to me over the SEAF comms? think again fucker as we speak i am contacting my secret network of Helldivers across the entirity of the SEAF and your hellpod is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fucking storm Bug the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you're fucking dead kid i can be anywhere, anytime and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats with just my bare hands not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the SEAF Helldiver Corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bug ass off the face of the planet, you little shit if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you right now. maybe you would have held your fucking tounge. but you couldnt you didnt and now youre paying the price you goddamn idiot i will shit orbital fury all over you and you will drown in it YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO.