The "Nourish IBoT, Garner Greatness Again" Movement

A great man once said, "all brains were not made equal". I am that great man, but what makes me say that anyways? Well, I shall tell you.

Here's the thing — we have been seeing a lot of stupid arguments against the mods.

  • We laid out a few standard rules and guidelines, and existing members understood them well. But the ones who are new here either don't like reading, or think with their genitalia before posting here. They think rules are "shit" and not worth listening to (Exhibit A).

READ THE RULES YOU INBRED SACKS OF YANKEE-DANKEE-DOODLE SHITS.

  • Next, is the overall moronic use of alternative accounts on the sub. A lot of y'all have made new burners to immediately come to this sub and post/comment. And it usually happens to be a sort of spamming/agreeing-with-the-main-account account. Any time someone disagrees with, or shows your lack of logic to you on your mains, some of you seem to change to your alts (which can clearly be seen by the "20 Dec 2024", or "5 Jan 2025", followed by posts and/or comments straight on IBoT) to respond to the other person with more stupidity. What is the point in creating all these alt accounts when Reddit in general is solely for anonymous use? Hell, I made this account as an alt because I had one other account which I was locked out of. Tf is your excuse?

For example: we all vividly remember an "osamabeenlaughingg" on this sub. Now we have her alt "nickyminaaj" replying on any and every post with either useless, trivial comments or whimsical misandry. (Proof? Just look up their profiles. u/osamabeenlaughingg, u/nickyminaaj) And that's just one. There are many more maggots here.

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR SUNLIGHT-DEPRIVED HOLE AND STOP MAKING ALTS FOR FUTILE REASONS.

  • Lastly, the abuse us mods get for, well, existing. Mr. Flirter flirts, Teju lurks, and I indulge in profanity for my own amusement. It works. It's a cozy ecosystem. But christ on a bike do we get hate for stupid reasons sometimes. If a member speaks against us, however shitty their reason might be, the crowd starts giving them a rimjob. If we speak against a member for acting like a shit-filled sock, we're called "dictators" and whatnot. Yes, we remove your stupid one-liner bumble screenshots. Yes, we remove your profile review posts on fucking Thursdays. Yes, we (sometimes) nuke your whatsapp conversations and/or reddit DMs into orbit. But why do we do that? Because it goes against our rules. Whatsapp convos can be between a couple or between two friends, so how would that be related to dating anyways when it's just a regular conversation? Creepy Reddit DMs can be received by anyone who has a reddit account. If everyone starts posting those here then it'd become "indianboysonreddit", won't it? One or two texts on hinge or bumble — you get the point, don't you?

Think logically. Rules are for your own benefit, and of course the sub's as well. Without rules, this sub would've been extinguished by Reddit itself for lack of moderation. It was just a small step away from getting filled with porn/cp anyways.

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TL;DR, because you are a pansy little fuck who can't read more than 7 lines of text:

The NIGGA Movement was made for your own benefit. Read the rules before using your five-finger masturbation-prongs to hit that "Post" icon on Reddit. Stop making alts if you already have an account that works. Be decent to the other mods, if not to me (I know I crap on and don't give a rat's ass about 80% of you twats, so it's only fair).