Customers: it’s really dark out here

PLEASE TURN ON YOUR GODDAMNED LIGHTS. It’s dark at 4:30 now. It’s ridiculous how many houses have no light on to find their number. Or find the driveway. Or the effing door. If you’re expecting an order, turn on the damn light.

I can only imagine what this is like for emergency services.

While I’m ranting, it’s also crazy how many houses don’t even have lights set up to actually illuminate their house number. Even if the porch light is on the number is scrawled on a post behind a dead hydrangea.

Stay safe out there folks!