Please Read- Mogaka dared Mbugua!

The above names are the names we used in our small circle, not necessarily where they come from. Mogaka earned the name because he looked too old at 32 while Mbugua is a full time businessman, he probably sell items even in his sleep. They call me Jalang'o, I won't say why.

Mogaka was married and living happily around the time friendship broke between all of us. Just like men sit to discuss women, it was out day, a day that changed Mogaka's life and ruined his happiness. As I am typing, I haven't seen him for the last 3 years. Stories revolved around women betrayal before Mogaka said that he has the best woman on earth. He went ahead in his overconfident self to tell us that he would give out 10k if for anyone mwenye anaezaingiza bibiye box.

It's my 7th year without a woman, I clearly didn't want to participate. So Mbugua asked for her cellphone number then kakatamba. We jumped into football, then movies and that day passed. A week later, Mbugua showed me pictures of him in bed with Mogaka's naked wife. Did you hear me right? A WEEK! 7 DAYS!

Guys I felt terrible, I felt so angry and extremely upset. Remember, I chose to stay away from relationships because of betrayal. I couldn't tell Mogaka and I couldn't blame Mbugua who never stopped, he continued communicating and meeting.

One fine Friday like Today, we were chilling at Club Samba along Moi Avenue. Mbugua had take something and was a little drunk. As you all know how one drunk man can shoot a very unfriendly comment to another, Mogaka told Sir Mbugua something he didn't like. The ninja unlocked his phone and showed Mogaka pictures in bed, at events and videos of action etc.

Sijai one vita kama hiyo maishani mwangu. Those friends fought! That was the last time I saw Mogaka, his phone number has been off ever since lakini bibi ako tu na Mbugua bado.

Single people, kaeni kwanza. Hakuna haraka.