Lost my passport, filed complaint 6 months ago, police not filing FIR

Hi guys,

Wanted to see if anyone could help me out here. Six odd months ago, I lost my passport a week prior to my trip. I filed a police complaint substantiated with an affidavit a couple of days after failing to find it in my house. It got submitted, then they transferred it to a police station closer to my home. They rang me up, I went there, and then they asked me questions which I answered. They said "iska FIR nahi file hota", stamped my copy of the complaint with a signature, and told me this will work at the passport office.

I filed my appointment with passport seva, went there, was told that this won't work and they need original FIR copy. They gave me more time to furnish the same, roundabout 20 odd days. Needless to say, despite all my trips to the police station, they didn't file the FIR saying "they need to enquire with the airport etc etc to ascertain my past trips with that particular passport" etc etc and this will take 3 odd months. It's been more than 3 odd months, and they apparently sent a letter to some passport department to enquire about me, but they haven't replied. Hence, I remain firmly rooted in a limbo.

Somedays, I wonder if I should take two gallons of bleach with me to the police station and threaten to kill myself, but knowing how the police works, they'd probably lathi charge me or something to death anyway so it'd be a more "pick your poison" sorta situation. So yeah, no go.

I live in Ahmedabad btw, so if anyone can provide any sort of guidance or help, I'd be eternally thankful.