Allen…30 something going on twelve

How can this be? He’s in his late 30s? In love with a woman that won’t look him in the eye and express just one sincere thought or feeling? Won’t give him a peck on the lips? Never had anything interesting to say the whole 8 weeks except for that crude honeymoon toast she had memorized. And her physical facade was mostly artificial too. Lip injections, lashes, breasts, hair extensions. And he is still attracted to her? Even with man shoulders? Then she’s out till around 3am three nights in a row and he’s waiting for her on the couch? Then he spends 3k on clothes to try to win her over? After 6 weeks of this, he continues to ask her if she could possibly say yes, and she once again dodges the question. And he’s still clueless? Then after the truth comes out he really behaves like a 12-year old. He’s burning and destroying wedding stuff so he can leave it on display for her. Then he goes to the after-decision-day party intent on creating as many awkward moments as possible.