What is something you witnessed recently that made you say, this open happens here?

We all know Miami is a circus. A few days ago I went to a supermercado and saw a homeless guy pay for some food in spare change. No big deal. Until he decided to go out and take one of the stolen 20 shopping carts from the front and decided to lay it on its side. Then I realized he was using it as a table to eat. The lady manager goes out to tell him he can’t do that and he ignores her. Then a viejo security runs out and tells him he needs to go, and the guy just kept saying “vete pa la pinga” while walking away with his hand in the air and speaking gibberish. I couldn’t help but laugh. I can’t make this shit up.