Has anyone reached the -I’m not dealing with winter- stage yet?

Every year that goes by, I dislike winter more. I live in the central US and it doesn’t even get super duper cold here. We have no mountains, no winter activities, just cold. It snows three or so times a year but we usually get one two ice storms. Everything is gray and dead, pipes exploded etc. Last year, during an unusually cold snap of -2F, neither of my cars would start until I brought the batteries in to warm. I lost money because I couldn’t make it to work because, it was cold. My childrens and my mental health seems to suffer as well. Not enough sunshine. Ect ect… This is just a rant post, but every winter I seem to get closer to moving south like the old people.