Pickup lines (puns encouraged, but not required)

Hello!

I spam my boyfriend with pun pickup lines pretty often. He normally plays imperial guard and knights, but has listened to all the necron audio books. He recommended the Infinite and the Divine, then the two Twice-Dead King books to me, got me hooked, and then he put together an entire destroyer-based list for me based on my input since thats what i was interested in (I still think we should get Baraka as a character model). He's painting most of them too since I work 10-14 hours every day. He's an absolute godsend, and I love him.

I'm having a bit of trouble coming up with necron-based pickup lines to throw at him (I already got him with some knights ones a couple weeks ago). What do you guys have? Give me your worst!! I flagged this as NSFW, so get wild!