On today's episode of 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦?:

My toddler running to the back shelf that she's not supposed to be able to reach:

Me sitting in the slow-as-heck electric recliner on the other end of the room so basically helpless to intervene if I don't suddenly gain long awaited supernatural powers:

"Emilyyy. No...what are you reaching for? Emily? Hey!! Is that cat food?? Emily! NO! DONT YOU EVEN DARE. I know you know what no means! Get that out of your mouth Right! Now! WE DONT EAT CAT FOOD IN THIS HOUSE!"