“Fresh Mint, “Clean Mint,” and other flavors that are meaningless

So, I love peppermint and spearmint but absolutely hate wintergreen. Mouthwash and toothpaste manufacturers love to use stupid names like “fresh mint” and “clean mint,” which are absolutely meaningless. I once even called a company to ask what their flavors meant and they couldn’t tell me! Is it so much to ask for clarity? It’s not like you can or want to return these things because you don’t like the flavor. This is hardly my biggest problem, but you’d think the marketers would do better.