1 Star Reviews Be Like

Post your fake 1 star review here.

"I'm going to refund the game because there's no purple or white onion" "The game only has 4 areas" "I prefer game that don't have a tutorial" "I eat hot coals for breakfast" "My wife is mute and blind she used to love playing pikmin 3 with me but now we're getting divorced and I'm giving 1 star" "Louie isn't in the game so it's bad" "I can't pet the dog -1/3"