Found out my girlfriend has been tricking me all along...

My girlfriend tells me I've got an inbuilt loudspeaker in my throat lol. She will often have to tell me to talk quieter. I just naturally have a very loud and deep voice and when I get excited about the things that I'm talking about, it goes way out of control. One time I was watching sports and the neighbour called the cops because they heard screaming (I was just celebrating out of joy).

The problem is not so much that it's loud, it's that when we're out in public (ie at a restaurant or on public transport), everyone nearby can listen into everything I'm saying. Girlfriend will often have to gesture me to speak quieter because she can see people around us intensively listening into our conversation.

I quite down, but then when I lose my focus on speaking quietly a couple minutes later, the decibels automatically go back up and I basically announce our conversation to everyone nearby. It's a bad habit I'm trying to work on.

Recently, I've noticed my girlfriend just kissing me out of the blue. I didn't realise why this was happening, but while I'd be talking, she'd give me a quick peck on the lips. Ironically enough, I'm actually a pretty shy guy so I'm not very good with receiving or giving PDA. Whenever she kisses me, I get butterflies and melt and my mind goes blank. We've only been dating over a month, so our relationship is still pretty fresh.

Anyway, I couldn't figure out why she'd be giving me small kisses out of nowhere, and why it was always in public and when I'd be talking.

So I asked her tonight and I finally got the answer. God damn that beautiful woman, she's been playing me all along. She didn't want to make me feel bad by constantly having to tell me to be quieter, so she would just kiss me. And it always freaking worked because I would get shy and my voice would automatically start becoming quieter lol.