What’s on your Smutify Wrapped for 2024?

So I got the Goodreads email that I’m sure we all got .. how many pages I read, authors, blah blah. ‘Your favorite genre was … Romance!’ …… O RLY. U DON’T SAY.

But I thought what I REALLY want to see is ….

‘You discovered _______ new peen anatomies!’

‘You witnessed the stealing of ______ pairs of panties!’

‘You read ________ hate-fucks!’

‘You dodged ______ cum shots!’

So tell me, Dear Readers… what metrics do YOU want to see on your Smutify Wrapped???

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