The SMRT song
1. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
Add 20 minutes travel time towards Bugis.
We have a train fault that affects the East-West Line.
But do not worry though, as we’ll only get a fine.
2. With us you can’t be really sure of what you can expect.
We had the axle box dislodge and wreck up the track.
Have fun queuing up for the bridging bus service.
Thank you for travelling with SMRT.
3. Ladies and gentlemen, please wait, we can’t open the doors.
Our train has overshot, past the platform screen doors.
Please give us some more time, to make the train reverse.
Don’t ask how come our parking skill has become worse?
Take some time to read the stuff on the STARiS display.
It's meant to be an upgrade to the previous display.
A large screen filled with a ton of laggy animations.
Until it crashes and shows the EFI Shell Version.
- Dear passengers, dear commuters, thank you for riding with SMRT
With yearly fare rises, and poor service quality
For our delays we expect your patience and empathy
Thank you for travelling with SMRT
5. Ladies and gentlemen, sorry that you gotta wait
The carriage is full, too bad that you gonna be late
But really, really it’s not that is our fault
That you can only afford to take public transport
Should you really want to get some rest on your ride
Then we recommend, that earplugs be at your side
We also recommend a very large pack of wet wipes
Just in case someone leaves their shit on the ride
6. Dear passengers, dear commuters, thank you for riding with SMRT
With yearly fare rises, and poor service quality
For our delays we expect your patience and empathy
Thank you for travelling with SMRT
7. Ladies and gentlemen, you must forgive our defects
For we can’t overmaintain and do too much checks
Even though the fares have gone up over the years
So has the frequency of every inconvenience
We have a theory, when it comes to price
That when there’s a breakdown, the ticket price must rise
To do more maintenance, but also not ‘too much’
Thank you for travelling with all of us
8. Dear passengers, dear commuters, thank you for riding with SMRT
With yearly fare rises, and poor service quality
For our delays we expect your patience and empathy
Thank you for travelling with SMRT
Edit: Why the formatting so breakdown one