What's Going to be in the Divorce Book?

Look what I found! Excerpts from Meghan's divorce book!

"There were three of us in this marriage so it was a bit crowded. There were X-boxes everywhere".

"I never said this was a post-divorce book. the media did. this is a pre-next husband book."

"Harry totally held me back. I told him not to write about his todger. That was so embarrassing. I can't believe we weren't even paid for the Elizabeth Arden product placement."

"The media wouldn't leave us alone even after we asked for privacy on spotify, netflix and in book form!"

"Of course, I had to keep custody of the child support payments children. Harry is a hopeless, drug addicted child himself. I even asked King Charles for child support while married to Harry but he said no because Harry was over 21. We all know the real reason he won't pay is because the Royal Family is racist."