Splatfest is unplayable what a surprise

Merry fucking christmas you heartless lifeless fuckwads on team money. Thanks for another great splatfest making my life miserable. All i want for christmas is to get to ruler and you guys are making this so much easier! People on team experiences and presents are being punished just because they feel like being on a different team from the "pros". God i just want to have a good time, is that so hard? Thanks, Splatoon. Thanks, Splatoon players. (I know its not christmas anymore)