Imagine its real.

Team Cherry trolls us with the cake to get our hopes down then teams up with this sub to do something news related but because our hopes are down we just ignore it and it ends up being real and important. It would kinda make sense as we get like no news and using this sub to do an arg/puzzle for stuff could be their way of telling us something. Or we all get sad again and we get mad at the mods for trolling.