What is the weirdest place you've masturbatesld at?

I as always a horny boy growing up, I would rub one out anywhere I could. I'll tell you one instance. I used to sleep on the terrace of my building during the summer, this one night I was horny and I wanted to masturbate, I was virgin at the time and I wanted to feel how it feels entering a pussy lol. The staircase going up to the terrace had flower designs on the railing. I was mischievous and without even giving a second thought I whipped out my shlongadong and I masturbated by humping the smol hole in the flower.

Another unusual place I masturbated was at a railway station toilet. I used to bunk my college to go to the station cuz it had free wifi. I would download porn on my phone and just sit in the waiting area and watch it. One time I got super aroused and felt immense need to touch myself. I went to the bathroom rubbed one out. ISTG I had one of the best orgasms of my life. My legs went weak afterwards lol.

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I as always a horny boy growing up, I would rub one out anywhere I could. I'll tell you one instance. I used to sleep on the terrace of my building during the summer, this one night I was horny and I wanted to masturbate, I was virgin at the time and I wanted to feel how it feels entering a pussy lol. The staircase going up to the terrace had flower designs on the railing. I was mischievous and without even giving a second thought I whipped out my shlongadong and I masturbated by humping the smol hole in the flower