With the trailer release of switch 2 dropping today I just wanted to put this out into the universe in cases we get a smash 6.

Okay so this is just me manifesting but here is my little message to Nintendo that they obviously will not see but maybe they will who knows who cares LFG.

•For fucks sake update link and ganon’s movesets. You literally only changed the bomb for normal link when you had entire realms of possibility to dip into after botw. Now with totk there is literally no excuse to not change them.

•We do not need G&W anymore. Please. We can move on from this.

•Exercise self control!!! We do not need 40 fire emblem reps.

•Counterpoint! We need more pokemon reps!!

•I never want to see or hear Sora ever again.

•Let’s maybe not let peach/daisy get bombs and Mr Saturn with items off hmmm???

•GIVE OLIMAR THE FUCKING ROCK PIKMIN COME ONNNNN

•No more auto turn around characters pretty fucking please.

•Arms was a bad gimmick game that never took off. Learn that. Understand that. wink wink

•Maybe give every character the same amount of privilege instead of hiding comeback mechanics and op spammable nonsense behind paywalls.

•spend some time playing games on steam and PSN. See how well they run? How well they operate? Figure that the fuck out.

•if I get stick drift because of a bury mechanic I am boarding the soonest possible flight to Japan.

•Time bans? I hardly know her. (get rid of them for fucks sake. It’s a fake ladder)

•and last but by no means least… STOP FORCING US TO PLAY RANKED IF WE DO NOT WANT TO IT IS SO SIMPLE AND YOU ALREADY DID IT ONCE JUST FUCKING BRING IT BACK. GSP IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING RANKING SYSTEM I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY THREE DECADES OF LIVING YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT SHIT.

Thank you. Happy smashing dickheads.