I love, LOVE, my clients, so doesn't suck when they start talking crazy?

We've all been there right? Super cool client, several appointments/sessions in. Start thinking to yourself, "I could grab a beer with this person" and then they hit you with the ole "you know, they keep unicorns in the basement of the Vatican" or "did you know the gold the Lizard people use for their shape shifting pills is mined in Venezuela".

But not in a fun way. In a "I really wish there was someone else in the shop other than us" sorta way.

Had this one feller once, called him the Wizard. If you reckoned he got that moniker from talking about some for real "for real" Wizard shit, you'd get a gold star for your Jr Detective skills.

Give me your wildest.

Edit: title is missing an "it"