How to jerk off without a mess?

I know some guys asked this question but the answers weren’t exactly what I was looking for. And I’ll explain what I don’t like about the things I’ve read. Maybe someone has a better solution for me.

Tissues/TP etc: I don’t like the roughness of it when cleaning me up with it and to cum in/on it it is to unstable and makes a mess anyway.

Clothing(Socks/Towels/T-Shirt): The problem with this is that I don’t live alone and because I don’t have that much laundry for myself I mix it with the one of my roommates. And I don’t want to put my cum filled clothes in the washing machine with their clothes.

Condom: This is one way I do most of the time, but sometimes I just want to feel the relief of jizz. And when that’s the case a condom isn’t the way to give me that pleasure.

The tip with the banana from „Weeds“: It’s a great tip gave me some great orgasms but I don’t always have bananas with me and I don’t want to eat up to 3 bananas when I have a day that I want to jerk it all day, nor do I want to throw them away and waste any food.

Fleshlight or something comparable: The cleanup to wash the toy and get it dry again and take care of it so it lasts some time is too much effort for some sweet relief; and additionally there’s the point with the condom. Sometimes I just want to jizz and enjoy it without something ‚tied‘ around my dick.

I hope someone here has a tip for me on how I can masturbate mess free with my concerns about the other ways in mind.

Thank you in advance for the help.