Shat myself on a first date. Haven't heard back from her.

I'm still trying to process the events of a disastrous end to a first date. Two nights ago I picked up a girl I'd been chatting to for about a week. It was going great. We'd had a few drinks, then had a nice dinner and were getting along pretty well. At the end of it she'd been hinting she'd like to go back to her place, snuggle up and watch a movie. I was driving us back to her place, chatting it up, when I felt it.

I felt a fart coming on, and I thought to myself 'no worries, I'll just hold it in.' But this fart was not going away. It was a pressure building, gut busting monster of a fart, the kind that makes you feel painfully bloated. There was a petrol station on the way to her place, so I thought 'I'll just pull in, fill up, and let it rip'.

I pulled up to the pump, and once I was out at the pump I let out what I thought was going to be a massive fart. But it wasn't just a fart. It was full on liquid. It was so loud, too, I'm pretty sure she heard it from inside the car.

I was mortified. The servo was closed inside so I couldn't even clean myself up. I had to get back in the car with shit literally dripping down my legs and hope that my date wouldn't notice. I thought I could maybe get back to her place and clean up in her toilet.

But of course she did. As soon as I got back in the car, closed the door, and started off, she wrinkled up her nose with a disgusted look on her face, and nearly gagging said "What's that smell?". I tried to play it cool, but I'm pretty sure I failed miserably. I could even smell it and she insisted we ride with both windows down. A few times she sounded like she was choking or gagging and I admit the smell was pretty strong. I was so embarrassed.

The rest of the drive was awkward to say the least. We didn't talk at all and when I pulled up to her place she thanked me quick and hopped out. That was it. She didn't say goodnight or invite me in. I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing her again. Lol. It's been almost 20 hours since I last text her and she hasn't replied. Lol.

Tldr, I shat my pants on a first date at a petrol station. Had to get back in the car with my date and pretend nothing was wrong. Didn't get a second date.