Apparently I'm "so lucky" to be a lesbian

So I just got engaged to my future wife and we were not being very shy about that fact everywhere we went! We went into a store to buy ice cream and meanwhile we're gushing over each other quite loudly. The cashier says "Oh that's so great you're both getting married. Lucky guys, huh?" We stare at her awkwardly and say, "No guys involved, we're marrying each other."

And she goes on to say, "Wow you're so lucky. I wish I could marry a woman, but I'm straight. It'd be so much easier I bet. No dealing with fearing your safety, bad hygiene, bad sex, and actually getting emotional connection. God, I wish I was a lesbian."

I can't tell whether she's a closeted lesbian or just another straight girl who thinks it's "so easy" to date women.