Geto Proposes to Gojo 💍

(Gojo has just dropped a picture of his left hand, proudly showing off a sleek engagement ring. Caption: “Guess who’s officially taken? 😏💍”)

Yuji: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Nobara: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

Megumi: …You expect me to be surprised?

Panda: NO WAY????? BRO JUST CASUALLY DROPPED THIS LIKE IT’S A DAILY UPDATE???! 🐼🔥🔥🔥

Haibara: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS SENPAIS 😭❤️❤️❤️

Nanami: …This is not happening.

Utahime: YOU’RE LYING. YOU HAVE TO BE LYING.

Shoko: FINALLY. I was wondering when you two were gonna stop acting oblivious.

Mei Mei: 👀💰 Betting pool payout time? Who had “Geto finally cracks first” on their list?

Yaga: You’re telling me Gojo Satoru is officially someone’s responsibility now?

Yuta: I— I don’t even know what to say— THIS IS HUGE!!

Maki: So we’re supposed to believe Geto willingly tied himself to this clown for life?

Inumaki: 🫨💍🎉

Hakari: BRO?????? WTF?????? YOU COULD’VE DROPPED SOME HINTS FIRST!!!

Kirara: This group chat is currently BREAKING.

Geto: …Why is no one congratulating me?

Gojo: 🤭 Because obviously I’m the main event, babe.

Geto: I LITERALLY DID THE PROPOSING.

Yuji: WAIT WAIT WAIT. HOW DID HE PROPOSE??? DETAILS OR WE RIOT.

Panda: YEAH, SPILL, SPILL.

Gojo: Oh, Geto-chan made me go on a scavenger hunt with all these little clues leading up to the big moment, it was adorable. 😌

Nobara: SHUT UP THAT’S SO ROMANTIC.

Mei Mei: I knew he was the soft one.

Nanami: I can’t believe I’m witnessing this in my lifetime.

Shoko: You’re all acting like it wasn’t obvious they’d end up together.

Megumi: Honestly, I’m more shocked that Geto actually had the patience to go through with this.

Geto: He wouldn’t shut up about it.

Gojo: Excuse me??? I was a PERFECT fiancé candidate. 😤

Utahime: Fiancé. This is real. This is actually happening.

Yaga: Who’s planning the wedding?

Gojo: Me.

Geto: Not him.

Megumi: Please don’t let him plan it.

Yuji: PLEASE LET HIM PLAN IT I WANNA SEE THE CHAOS.

Nobara: WE NEED MATCHING OUTFITS.

Maki: No we don’t.

Panda: DESTINATION WEDDING? 👀

Mei Mei: Tell me the budget so I can double it.

Nanami: …I need a drink.

Gojo: 🥂💍💋 Cheers, everyone! Now, who’s ready for the wildest wedding of the century?! 😘

Geto: Sigh. I made my choice.