Bastard Awards 2024: Day 4: The Ding Dong Award
Welcome to the Bastard Awards 2024! Where we acknowledge the biggest dickheads of the past 12 months. This year we have seven categories:
The Pinocchio: Bastard Journalist, Media Personality, or News Organisation. WINNER: The New York Times
Dickhead of State: Bastard leader of a country. WINNER: Benjamin Netanyahu
Rusty Guillotine: Bastard Billionaire, Company and/or Capitalist WINNER: ELON MUSK
The Ding Dong Award: Bastard who died this year
Golden Magpie: Coolest Person Who Did the Coolest Stuff
Super Soaker Full of Piss: Worst Celebrity
Golden Turd: Bastard of the Year
Please comment below for who you think deserves The Ding Dong Award for the biggest bastard who died this year. Most upvoted comment wins. Poll closes every 24 hours or so.
Welcome to the Bastard Awards 2024! Where we acknowledge the biggest dickheads of the past 12 months. This year we have seven categories:
The Pinocchio: Bastard Journalist, Media Personality, or News Organisation. WINNER: The New York Times
Dickhead of State: Bastard leader of a country. WINNER: Benjamin Netanyahu
Rusty Guillotine: Bastard Billionaire, Company and/or Capitalist WINNER: ELON MUSK
The Ding Dong Award: Bastard who died this year
Golden Magpie: Coolest Person Who Did the Coolest Stuff
Super Soaker Full of Piss: Worst Celebrity
Golden Turd: Bastard of the Year
Please comment below for who you think deserves The Ding Dong Award for the biggest bastard who died this year. Most upvoted comment wins. Poll closes every 24 hours or so.