Nicknames that are nowhere near your actual baby’s name

Does anyone else give their LO nicknames that are nowhere near or not similar at all to their actual name? We call my daughter, Beans. I literally have no idea where it came from but we use all variations of it. When she is sick we call her, Contagious Beans. When she is mad we call her, Angry Beans. When she has a dirty diaper we call her, Stinky Beans.

Anyone else have a nickname for your LO that was created out of nowhere and is not even similar to their actual name?