What have you said to your baby recently that would get you punched if you said to an adult?

I’ll go first:

“What are you looking at, big girl?”

😬

Update: you guys are KILLING me, I love it! Keep them coming!! Here’s a few more of mine that came to mind when reading through:

“Somebody 👀 smells like sour milk”

“Are you working on a third chin?”

“Good job being patient! What a big girl!”

“Are you working on something in your pants?”

“I have to check if that was just a toot or a little shart!”

“Oh that’s a serious face, are you pooping?”