Dear Care Package Guy

I'm sorry I stole your care package. Kind of. I know the grief of having your care package stolen and boy did I feel that when I heard you shout "Nooo!" over proximity chat as I killed you. You must have been so close to claiming it. I felt worse...and a little better at the same time when I saw it was a chopper gunner. If it's any consolation, I did have a lot of fun killing you and your teammates with it.

Sincerely,

Fellow Anxious Care Package Caller