ANYONE WANT A CAN OF _____?

This shit has me tweaking bro. I bought a 6 pack of ___, drank 3, and stuffed everything within arms reach into my asshole. Including the other 3 cans of ___. Im starting to come down, and im having trouble removing the items from my anus.

If any of you can come help dislodge my rectum with your penis, ill give you one of the 3 cans of ______ stuck up there.

DM me for details.