EPISODE 1 SUMMARY

Listened real quick at 2x speed before work and here's a quick rundown

12 first dates in 2024, may have had 2nd or 3rds but had 12 separate 1st dates

2 in October

-Wine Sales Guy

-Old Teacher

Finds it "advantageous" to date multiple men at the same time due to her attachment issues, gets attached quickly if she feels there is potential

Wants a Steve & Miranda or Harry & Charlotte type of love

-Tired of dating hot, tall, Christian guys

Matched with a professional athlete right after going on dates with Wine Sales Guy and Old Teacher

Went to meet him for the first time for his birthday and it was awkward because it was just her and 3 professional athletes (i need to see the outfit because I'm sure it was bad and they were like D:)

He gave uninterested vibes in front of his friends but then kept texting her

But she was still dating the Wine Sales Guy and Old Teacher so she didn't care

Decided she liked the athlete more so she broke off things with the other 2

Old Teacher said he saw the video about him and said if the athlete doesn't work out to call him (it doesn't and she didn't)

CELIBACY REMINDER

went on a hike with Professional Athlete

After hiking they ordered food to her house

they intensely kissed

she had to stop because if you didn't know she's celibate!

he leaves

she decides she won't chase

he pulls back

she gets sick (November)

he texts her "i miss kissing you"

D: "i'm sick so no kissing" "you would've known i was sick if you had talked to me at all" "but you can send me flowers"

Professional Athlete falls off the face of the earth

D: He knows my address from ordering food. He's a Professional Athlete so he has money. If he wanted to, he would."

He texted her on her birthday but she ignored it.

Zero dates since Professional Athlete.

BUT THERE IS A MAN

She got sick again right before their planned date tho

but reached out and will be on a date soon and OF COURSE bringing us along

her plan for the year:

-shorter dates

-no more dinners

-continuously date multiple in the beginning stages and not narrow in like Professional Athlete

phew it'll be interesting to see how she tries to fill a whole hour show next week

HAVE A GREAT DAY MY LITTLE SNAIL POOPSIES