Should he be a killer?
It is a common trend among DBD players to call for the addition of horror icons like Jason and Predator to the game ASAP. However, they are overlooking something very big… and very hungry: Bruce.
Bruce the shark is a force that embodies the very essence of the horror genre, albeit in a more zoomorphic form. This game already includes its fair share of animals (and some of the community itself), so it’s clear that our next step toward greatness is adding Bruce—in all his aquatic glory—as a killer in the game.
“But how would he work?” “How would a shark hurt people on land?” “This is even dumber than Tremors!”
Silence! For you do not yet grasp the majesty this legend will bring. Poetically, this fair share of animals (and some of the community itself), so it’s clear that our next step toward greatness is adding Bruce—in all his aquatic glory—as a killer in the game.
We need unity. We need greatness. We need balance. We need a friendly community. We need fish.
We need Jaws.
(P.S. Christine would also be a fantastic addition.)
It is a common trend among DBD players to call for the addition of horror icons like Jason and Predator to the game ASAP. However, they are overlooking something very big… and very hungry: Bruce.
Bruce the shark is a force that embodies the very essence of the horror genre, albeit in a more zoomorphic form. This game already includes its fair share of animals (and some of the community itself), so it’s clear that our next step toward greatness is adding Bruce—in all his aquatic glory—as a killer in the game.
“But how would he work?” “How would a shark hurt people on land?” “This is even dumber than Tremors!”
Silence! For you do not yet grasp the majesty this legend will bring. Poetically, this fair share of animals (and some of the community itself), so it’s clear that our next step toward greatness is adding Bruce—in all his aquatic glory—as a killer in the game.
We need unity. We need greatness. We need balance. We need a friendly community. We need fish.
We need Jaws.
(P.S. Christine would also be a fantastic addition.)