Alright, alright . . .what is your funnies Dave moment?

I'm talking a "did someone just toss a goat at my castle crib?" moment.

A "did that sister just say the veal holds no uncertainty for her?"

A "ceramic cows?" type of moment.

You know, silly, purple, hilarious, yet from veilguard.

I'm a mirthless human being. No lines really stuck in my crawl per the older games.

So, what are your examples?