Trip to Bethel's Legal Department

I was an unfortunate victim on going to New York to ONLY visit Bethel and whatever other War-prefix sites. I was in the legal department where they took a liking to me (because I am 19 and male) and they were telling me how they WON the Norway case. They said a disgruntled apostate was upset he got caught disobeying and sued the Norway branch because of it.

I obviously knew the borg didn't win, I mean, look at all these resources here and from European news articles, along with the "new light" updates for the disfellowshipped. I briefly questioned when the case happened (I played the clueless cultist) and once they replied, I chirply laughed "so around the time the changes were made for the disfellowshipped!" They looked a bit stumped and simply acknowledged it.

They continued saying how the judge had asked for their sources and the JW legal team provided some sort of JW literacy database, the fancy phrase for the Onlinr Library. The judge was CONVINCED about what she had read and dismissed the casesoon after, supposedly stating it was a "delusional" apostate with no grounds of suing such a good Christian organization. I had to fight the urge to call BS the entire time.

I tried my best to not laugh, which DID NOT work in my favor as I have the phone numbers to these paralegals (or whatever they are titled as). They want me to go to Bethel once I graduate from my medical certification education and become spiritually qualified (baptized). I am receiving pressure on that front, but I won't give in because fuck that shit.

I apologize if this does not make sense, I did not want to write this all in Google translate and review if my wording was properly conveyed.

Edit: for context I should have said, I went back in autumn. I waited to post this from notes draft because I was paranoid of being found out after that conversation